Flight of the Pigeons - Wedding Invitations

My tongue is raw and I'm high on glue from the dozens and dozens of wedding envelopes I sealed this afternoon.

I gathered my flock of loyal carrier pigeons, and then nimbly attached every single invitation to each of their necks with precision and care. The volcano in Iceland and the continuous "no-fly" area in all of the UK has reeked havoc on these tough little guys. And now, they embark on a long and arduous journey, across the Atlantic Ocean to Canada, over the England Channel to France, across the Indian Ocean to Australia and dodging traffic down the M1 to parts throughout England.

'Tis, though, a labour of love.

The wedding invitations are on enroute. You should be receiving them soon, though due to a volcano in Iceland, there may be some delays. No, really.

We can't wait to hear from you, and would love it if you could RSVP as soon as you possibly can.

-Richard and Sarah-

We Be Getting Hitched

Word's out, and we can't contain it any longer. We (Richard & Sarah) are getting hitched, and we want you to be there. Stay tuned for updates, and perhaps some embarrassing photos (of Richard of course.)

-Richard & Sarah-

Wedding List

Well, we're not your normal conventional couple, though I'm sure I didn't have to put that in writing, to state the obvious. That disclaimer aside if you want to give us a gift, we'll be putting out a list very shortly. We'll let you know asap.

Just to give you a head start...

Toasters, fondue sets, silverware, a set of fish knives, a 7-tiered chandelier, The George Foreman Grill, a microwave, doilies, toilet seat covers, or a heated towel rack is just not our kettle of fish.

-Richard & Sarah-

PS: A pleasant reminder that our gifts will also have to be brought back with us from Canada all the way back to Ol' Blighty.